I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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