My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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