I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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