I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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