you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
he was CRYING into my vagina
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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