When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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