So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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