even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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