I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
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I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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