shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts