i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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