You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
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I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
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last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Drake has all the answers
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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