My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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