do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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