i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Randomize
