my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
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