Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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