After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
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Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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