Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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