Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I cockslap morals
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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