escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
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