He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
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