...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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