So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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