Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Randomize
