We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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