Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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