He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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