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(646): View more from New York

We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.

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(716): View more from New York

sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.

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(631): View more from New York

4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

The struggles of a small town man whore

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.

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