You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
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