Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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