This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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