what day is it and did you see me today?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
