batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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