i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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