it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
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At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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