Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
