Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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