I am in a vortex of obligation.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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