is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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