Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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