Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
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Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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