I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
two words...techno handjob
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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