You surviving the open bar?
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is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
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The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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