Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
There r osticjed everywhere
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
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She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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