no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
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did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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