im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
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