I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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