Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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