That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Girls should come with a carfax report
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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