Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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