your parents love me but you hate me
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
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I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
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Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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