Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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