bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
The air taste purple.
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