he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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