this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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