I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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