I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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