Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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