He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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