They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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